Sarah alerted me to an extremely important youtube video this morning. Apparently, holographic pop stars have been happening in Japan for a few years. The most popular hologram is Hatsune Mika, behold:
The future is happening right now people! (in Japan) Embrace it, or be left behind. And as Sarah pointed out "at least it will never have to go to rehab."
My computer is being a Dinkeldork tonight, or an Asshat, whichever you prefer. I just had to explain to Jay why Bret Michaels isn't my type. Do I need to move away from cable? Nah, it's just tv. Those no-t.v.-watching martyrs can suck it. Like tonight, I'm probably going to watch Walking Dead even though I complain relentlessly about how much it blows.
Not together though, of course. The guy ahead off us was renting Eat, Pray Love. Equally disgusting! I was already told the entire plot of HC at a baby shower last weekend but I would like to have the disturbing ass-to-mouth imagery permanently imbedded in my brain, thank you.
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If you should ever happen to google Iron Chic (you know you do), you will see that I am in a quiet popularity war with a band of the same name:
They hail from Huntington, New York and by my approximation, formed at some point in 2007. My Iron Chic blog wascreated in November of 2007 and being the diligent researcher I am, the name was obviously fact-checked for originality. There was no Iron Chic band out there in the web-iverse at the time thereby rendering them nonexistent in the modern world. If a band does not have a Myspace page, does it make a sound? A question for the ages. I named this blog after my favorite WWF wrestler of all time The Iron Sheik, but I added what I felt was a feminine twist by changing the spelling from Sheik to "Chic." Now, why an all-male punk band would decide on the same modification is a mystery to me, but to each his own. I would like to know if they are aware of this blog and if so, does it annoy them that we are neck and neck for google order supremacy?! Hello Iron Chic band, I'm a fan of yours on facebook and if you ever play in Toronto, I'm going to come see you, Love The Iron Chic
We're having a Christmas Food Drive at Silver Falls/LAB/Chosen this year!
So stuff your excuses in a sack and bring down a much needed item and you will be entered in our raffle!
Prizes include three $75 gift certificates from LAB Consignment, Silver Falls or Chosen plus two subscriptions to Hunter and Cook Magazine. Don't be a slouch, Santa is watching... Check the facebook page for more info.
What? Nothing happened here...you are getting sleeeeeeeepy.............. So I took a little break and stuff. And I missed Iron Chic and at least TWO whole people told me they missed it too. One of those people may or may not have been my Mom. Sorry Mom, I know you have no idea what is going on in my life anymore. I'm ready, let's get personal again. Let me share with you and you can give me nothing in return, unless you want to email me your secrets. I'm a really great listener- there have been comparisons to Barbara Walters. Truth be told, I have a little more free time now and I need to exercise the cold, dead portion of my brain that was swallowed up by thinking about my business. So, hi!