Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice.

My clothing is categorized, rolled, separated in clear plastic bags and neatly packed. My travelling outfit is laid out on the couch. Yep, I'm going to Miami tomorrow...and I'm really neurotic.



In my world, it is called "prepared."
Hunter and Cook mag has a booth at the NADA art fair.

There's going to be a some business/some party.

Catch you on the flip side Dingleberries!


Teknawlogee.

Sarah alerted me to an extremely important youtube video this morning.
Apparently, holographic pop stars have been happening in Japan for a few years.
The most popular hologram is Hatsune Mika, behold:




The future is happening right now people! (in Japan)
Embrace it, or be left behind.
And as Sarah pointed out "at least it will never have to go to rehab."

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Who the F*$# are Y'all?

My computer is being a Dinkeldork tonight, or an Asshat, whichever you prefer.
I just had to explain to Jay why Bret Michaels isn't my type. Do I need to move away from cable? Nah, it's just tv. Those no-t.v.-watching martyrs can suck it.
Like tonight, I'm probably going to watch Walking Dead even though I complain relentlessly about how much it blows.


Completely Unironic Life Affirmation of the Day:

At the end of the day, you gotta do you.


Schparklsh!

It sparkle season at Silver Falls..........




Your outfit is positively devoid of glamour.....


You are in need of a bedazzling my friend.















































This is just the tip of the jazzy iceberg.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Eat, Pray, Die.

Tonight's double bill is Human Centipede.......




...and SPAGHETTI!



Not together though, of course. The guy ahead off us was renting Eat, Pray Love. Equally disgusting!
I was already told the entire plot of HC at a baby shower last weekend but I would like to have the disturbing ass-to-mouth imagery permanently imbedded in my brain, thank you.

Pleasant Morning Email Corner.

Sent to Jay:


From: buster gang <bustergang44@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Nov 27, 2010 at 7:34 AM
Subject: YOUR LIFE




HELLO,
THIS IS A WARNING TO YOU,I WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE OF REASON BEST KNOWN TO ME.YOU HAVE BEEN ARRANGED TO BE KILLED BY SOMEONE VERY CLOSE TO YOU.THE JOB IS NOT GIVEN TO ME BUT I KNOW AND HAVE ALL THE DETAILS ON HOW IT WILL BE.
DONT BE VERY FULLISH TO LOOK THIS DOWN COS YOU WILL REGRET IF YOU DO AND DONT BE SO WISE TO GO TO THE POLICE BECAUSE THE ASSASSIN IS VERY INTELLIGENT AND EXPECT SUCH ALL THE TIME,JUST DO WHAT EVER I TELL YOU IF YOU THINK YOU WILL LIVE.
IF YOU GO TO THE POLICE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT ALL IS IN CONTROL BUT DO YOU KNOW WERE THE ASSASSIN WORK?THEY WILL EVEN TELL YOU THAT THE WILL TRACK ME DOWN BUT I AM SORRY THIS IS A SCRAMBLED I.P ADDRESS IT WILL ONLY GIVE THEM FAKE LOCATION OF ME.IF YOU NEED ALL THE INFORMATION S TO KNEEL THIS GUY DOWN REPLY ME IN THIS EMAIL ADDRESS de.jobs@yahoo.com
JUST NOTE THAT NOTHING GOES FOR NOTHING AND HEAVEN HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES.GOOD BYE AND DONT WAIST TIME,IT MAY BE DANGEROUS.
DE JOBS

Friday, November 26, 2010

The Elephant in the Room.

If you should ever happen to google Iron Chic (you know you do), you will see that I am in a quiet popularity war with a band of the same name:


They hail from Huntington, New York and by my approximation, formed at some point in 2007.
My Iron Chic blog was created in November of 2007 and being the diligent researcher I am, the name was obviously fact-checked for originality. There was no Iron Chic band out there in the web-iverse at the time thereby rendering them nonexistent in the modern world.
If a band does not have a Myspace page, does it make a sound? A question for the ages.
I named this blog after my favorite WWF wrestler of all time The Iron Sheik, but I added what I felt was a feminine twist by changing the spelling from Sheik to "Chic."
Now, why an all-male punk band would decide on the same modification is a mystery to me,
but to each his own.
I would like to know if they are aware of this blog and if so, does it annoy them that we are neck and neck for google order supremacy?!
Hello Iron Chic band, I'm a fan of yours on facebook and if you ever play in Toronto, I'm going to come see you,
Love The Iron Chic

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Silver Falls/LAB/Chosen Food Drive!!!!!!!!!!

We're having a Christmas Food Drive at Silver Falls/LAB/Chosen this year!





So stuff your excuses in a sack and bring down a much needed item and you will be entered in our raffle!

Prizes include three $75 gift certificates from LAB Consignment, Silver Falls or Chosen plus two subscriptions to Hunter and Cook Magazine.
Don't be a slouch, Santa is watching...
Check the facebook page for more info.

Hello my old friends.


What?
Nothing happened here...you are getting sleeeeeeeepy..............
So I took a little break and stuff. And I missed Iron Chic and at least TWO whole people told me they missed it too. One of those people may or may not have been my Mom. Sorry Mom, I know you have no idea what is going on in my life anymore.
I'm ready, let's get personal again.
Let me share with you and you can give me nothing in return, unless you want to email me your secrets. I'm a really great listener- there have been comparisons to Barbara Walters.
Truth be told, I have a little more free time now and I need to exercise the cold, dead portion of my brain that was swallowed up by thinking about my business.
So, hi!