Happy New Year!

Everything is gonna be fine in 2009!


















I'm staying in to drink champagne and watch "The Blob." The one from the 80's.
Have a good one!

Outside the slush is pooling..............

Now, now I can finally get this goddamn song out of my head:



I think there is a critical error in my programming and when I hear that song, my circuits start to malfunction. Just looking at that photo of Paul, I can smell burning wires.

Anyhoo, I Christmased a little here and there, drank some wine, had a mysterious barfing illness, soaked in the joy..........................




Today, we roast a chicken and stuff stuffing.........is it too late for Toffifees?
Here's a scientific breakdown of their composition:


If you are even one tenth as happy as I am right now, you're doing well.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Iron Chic.

Apocalypse Snow.

"Storm-ageddon" 2008 is upon us!

That is what the news outlets are calling it anyway. Apparently, the real snow hasn't even happened yet! In the immortal words of that annoying Christmas song, I say Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow! Since I'm not the superintendent anymore, I can fully enjoy the storm in all it's windy-white glory without the responsibility of having to shovel:



Today is the kinda day where you stay in and order pizza and feel free to be your lazy, all-day-pajama-wearing self.


Last night we went to Mandarin to celebrate Gluttony. I mean, it was Annie's birthday and Christmas time and stuff. For those of you who have never heard of Mandarin, it is an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet that is very popular with bulimics and chronic over-eaters.

Oh, and it's not just Chinese food my friends. There is a roast beef bar, a sushi bar, two salad bars, and a dessert buffet with a fully equipped waffle center.


Fact: Nobody, I mean nobody is photogenic while they are eating.








Sarah had particularly random and eclectic plate creations:



Ching gave Annie a leather, fan shaped brooch that doubles as an old-timey moustache:



Ching's fortune:


I hope my faculties remain firm and supple as well........


There is something a little depressing about all-you-can-eat restaurants.
"All-you-can-eat" sounds so dirty too. Ugh.

I'm going back to bed.........................................

Listopher Walken.

I've been tagged by fellow Canadian blogger Trisch to list 7 personal details about myself.
Hmmmm....I like how vague and open ended this is. Her list includes the 5 million languages she can speak and how she can fly !!!airplanes!!! Jeez Louise. I know English and can say the names of fruits and vegetables in French and I can drive a car, so there!

Okay then:

1. I'm eating a smoothie right now.



2. I like to do dishes and pay my bills on time.

3. I don't enjoy cooking BUT my man makes the BEST homemade macaroni and cheese ever....I can't fit into my skinny jeans anymore.

4. I never watch t.v. but I used to be addicted to news and politics. I am now sliding into a future of gentle apathy. *update* I watched a Friends marathon the other night and I laughed and laughed.

5. I hardly ever get mad but lately I have been experiencing a tinge of road rage.



6. Uh, I'm 5'4" and I wear a size 7 shoe? That's not interesting......I like pornography?

7. Tonight, I am going to Mandarin and I am going to eat my weight in Chicken wings.





This was a lot about food....it's Christmas and I like to gorge.

Like Eddie Vedder said, "I'm still alive."

Howdy, y'all!

Yes, yes, I'm alive and well, thanks. I've just been EXTREMELY busy. Too busy to flat-iron my hair. What on heavens earth could cause me to be SO busy that I would allow even one strand of hair to curl? I am opening a clothing store in January! There, I said it so it must be true. I don't know what day is what or which way is up so forgive me Mom readers for my lack of posts. It's not like I don't want to keep this blog going, it's just that I don't have a single braincell left to spare. I just need to get through the hard part, the giving birth part, then I can return to my beloved computer-land............



Are we still friends? Have you deleted me from your link list? Quitter!




Fact is, I miss blogging and I miss reading your blogs. *sniffle*
More store info is on it's way!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, quit your day job and go capture your scary dream, it is way liberating.