Orange you glad she failed?

Surprise, surprise.
Emanuel Ungaro has declared Lindsay Lohan's "collection" for Ungaro a "disaster."
Quote: "Lindsay Lohan's collaboration was a disaster."
Imagine having some tasteless crap put out into the world with your name on it?



Someone should have me as their muse...I will be a good little muse, I promise.
I don't snort shit up my nose, I work hard, I am a COMPLETE inspiration and I am not a pathetic, spray-tanned has-been.....yet.

I can do better than pasties!

Drug Rug.

Remember Drug Rugs?




Their technical name is "Baja Hoodie."
Alls I know is every scumbag in my highschool had one.........
Apparently, if you wear one, you are more prone to enjoying life.

Standard uniform if you should ever wish to inflitrate a gang of surfing bank robbers:

They come from Mexico but have been appropriated by white dirtbags all over North America..

Check out this piece of hippie trash:

I have one in my shop right now, who wants to single-handedly revive this fashion?

Walking is for losers.

Take one part:

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Those wacky Alexander McQueen shoes that bloggers like to yap about.

I have no emotions over these...I'm just posting them to show boyfriends and mums that

shoes have gotten really weird in the last few years.

Let's talk about footwear you can wear for real.

Zing Zang.

Hey peeple....

I've been bizzy lately............

Too busy to even read Dlisted. Are Tom and Katie getting divorced?

Lots of fun dinners this week- Papa J's family is in town.

Last night we went to Asian Legend. Best duck in the city, I say! It's a chain, I think.

Go there when you want to impress people......Tonight, Little India!

Anyhoo, I have a pile of clothing to steam for the shop!

Must go....

XOXOXOXOXOX

For God's Sake, Get Out!

Watched The Amityville Horror last night.....still holds up.
Scary in a psychological manner.
Stars a fresh Margot Kidder of Superman fame (that car burial scene contributed to my life long fear of enclosed spaces) and a handsome/rugged James Brolin.

Can I just say, hubba hubba:

Their combined sexiness is quite the distraction:

Okay, so Brolin goes a little koo-koo and it is a bit unbecoming:

The movie is based on the true story of a haunting that took place in a sleepy Long Island community in the 1970's.

Happy Halloween, Candy Corns!

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Ever have those days where you just can't seem to get anything done?
I'm Procrastinatey Rodriguez......................


This is my desk right now:

I'm usually really tidy... so many incomplete projects!

And it took me forever to get to my shop today. Like, Weiner, you have to be here at 1pm.

I made my own luxurious hours....I did sleep for 12 hours last night.

I dreamt that Papa J and I opened a hair salon.

Oh well, Leah will be here soon so we can go do further nothings while drinking beer.

Happy Days.

I saw this issue of Time Magazine in 7-11 the other day and the cover line has been "sticking in my craw" ever since:

Here's why:

I really want to know where this need to measure a woman's happiness comes from? The depressed, over-worked woman is the new standard female stereotype.

Is this a meme? I still don't know how to use that word properly...Dr. Wendy Brandes would know.

Tell you what, I don't like this notion being perpetuated and driven into the minds of impressionable young girls. The article outlines how women, now more than ever, control the majority of wealth and are outnumbering men in college enrollment, yet are somehow chronically dissatisfied with their lives.

Am I subtly being told that I would be happier if I strived for less?

Feels like a right-wing conspiracy designed to quietly coerce women back into the homemaker role.

I hardly think our grandmothers, with their multiple children and limited choices were somehow happier than us. The difference between then and now is that today there is less stigma attached to identifying and seeking help for depression and anxiety.

Yes, we have more choices now and life can be confusing and stressful, but what modern women in her right mind would trade in her freedom for the shackles of her ancestors?

I call bullshit on this whole concept.